How do we tell the dog she's not a toy?
This pic was sent in by Julie Delrow. She gets 1500 bonus points for sending it in...thanks Julie!
These words are banned this week:
Cute, dog and baby.
Good luck!
-Average Joe :)
Brainbuster
And the winner is…
“Say Uncle!”
Heather
NASA Scientist says to his buddy. There, there's your freaking water on Mars now let's go play golf.
Bill Blohm
CAPTION BREAKFAST OF CHOICE FOR TEENAGED GIRLS EVERYWHERE
KIPPY
With all the recent budget cuts, NASA still manages to prove there is water on Mars.
Kim
LOTS OF GUESSES ON THIS ONE “THEY FOUND WATER ON MARS” I found these captions rather humorous. Thanks for playing! J
-Average Joe
I Triple Dog Dare Ya!
AND THE WINNER IS…
CRAP! SHE ALWAYS HAS TO BE IN EVERY PICTURE.
MARK MERTENS
THE THINGS I HAVE TO DO JUST TO GET SOME DELLS COUPON BOOKS.
MARY POPE
"DUUUUDE THAT'S NOTHING...WAIT'LL YOU SEE HOW IT COMES OUT!"
DEBBIE ROOT
HOW DO YOU THINK I WOULD LOOK LIKE WITH A MUSTACHE?
CAROL THOMM
MENTOS & SODA...PLOP PLOP FIZZ FIZZ OH WHAT A RELIEF IT ISN'T!!
RANDY SWANSON
LOOKS LIKE FEATHERED NASAL HAIR TO ME!
KIPPY
ITS BETTER THEN SNORTING THE REAL THING, AND ITS LEAGAL AND DOESNT COST MUCH. WHAT A RUSH!
JEFF GLOCKE
IT NOT ONLY QUENCHES YOUR THIRST, BUT WILL CLEAR THAT SINUS INFECTION OUT IN NO TIME!
KRIS SHEPARD
Ummmmmmmmm?
And the winner is…
"It started as a growth on my shoulder, then one day it started talking to me!!!"
Neil Dorner
Who needs to go to a photographer when you can go to the DMV for free!
Crystal
"I see dead people..."
Teele Doherty
Mississippi has finally found an identification solution for those choosing to go drag...
Jamie
mississippi news headline: joseph and josephine had to agree on the name jose when taking there picture for the first ever set of siamese twins to get there driver's license. if you think their picture looks strange you should see them drive. she is definately the back seat driver.
kana
Hey, can we get this pic in 15 wallets, 3-5X7's and 1-8x10??
Renee Braun
They only had enough film for one picture left ,so this is my only photo with me . I'm the one handing my license to you.
Nancene Dieck
I swear Doc, I think I have multiple personality disorder.
Lorrie Wickman
Ahhhhhh...paradise!
And the winner is…
Goodnight John-Boy…Goodnight Mary Ellen…Goodnight Jim Bob…Goodnight Elizabeth…
Chris Oppeneer
When my family and i said "move that bus" on Extreme makeover: Home edition i never expected to see something as nice as this. thanks Ty Pennington for all your hard work.
steve morris
Hi Friends & Family, I just got a great opportunity to buy into a condominium resort, if you want to get in on the ground floor call me quick and we can pool our chickens together to buy it!!
Debbie Ries
The exclusive hotel chain, Kentucky Inn, is now taking reservations for its top floor "Penthouse Suite" to take that someone special for a romantic evening in a room with a view!
Sara
Trailer park girl goes round the outside, round the outside, round the outside ...
Nicole Sperber
Chinese Firedrill anyone??
Michelle Kane
Britney said she bought the baby & I a split level,over looking the city with a pool.
I'm looking at it now. Moooom! Britney need to go back to rehab.
Marion
"Extreme Makeover - the low budget edition"
Tessa
HOW CAN WE FORGET OLD STATE OF THE ART WIXX RADIO STATION. THE MEMORIES OF A DEAD AIR AND A CRACKELY PHONE. LOVE IT.
JEFF GLOCKE
Where is this club?
And the winner is…
You had a dream about what last night????
Mary
No Wonder we can't get in to the "new" Oval Office in Green Bay, they don't let the same animals in the door anymore!
''Heffner's the one in the middle. D'ya think he'll notice we're not real bunny girls''
Tessa
Rounds of drinks at the club....$100
A pile of money for the hot tail on the stage....$250
Just hangin' with his peeps at the Playboy peep show....PRICELESS
Stephanie
Welcome to the PEEP Show. Exhibiting the best PEEPS in town.
Tim
Olie and Sven attending their first PEEP show, Olie says to Sven, " Wow Sven, dem is some pretty sweet peeps" and Sven replies " Ya Olie dem peeps is very sweet!"
Sue
This club would've cost a certain Governor much less money...
Lynn
what bunny doesn't like to get PEEPED at!!!
mike
Guard Cat
And the winner is…
Hotel room $90.00
Damage to room $350.00
Getting your ass kicked by a cat.......EMBARASSING!!!!!!!!
Randy Swanson
I'd say that boy's just been pussy-whipped!!
Jessica
Everybody was kung fu fighting Huh! Woo-ha!!
Those kicks were fast as lightning, Hah! Woo-cha!
Stephanie
"There's more where this came from if you don't bring me the good cat nip next time!!!"
Debbie
"Oh what a feeling when your dancing on the ceiling"
Cheryl
Revenge of the Space Kitty II: Attack at home!
Katie
Motel 6 new saying "We will knock the lights out of you"
(instead of we'll leave the light on for you.)
Jeff
Hyyyah!!!! Take that, my gravity defying foe. Fear me, for I am Ninja....my paw is worse than my meow.
Stephanie Nadolski
Can you say "PETA" and "field day"?
Tracy Brosig
Whoa man, this catnip is making me feel kinda funny
Tessa
Soooooooo cool
And the winner is…
Caption – Way to go Britney – you’ve really improved your shaving skills.
Terri
"Yes dear. Yes dear..." A long term relationship thrives on being good at faking listening.
Sheila
"All I'm asking for Yoda, is half of the force in the divorce"
Steph S
All the kids say.: I thought only moms have eyes in the back of their heads?
Andee
Caution for Rogaine: Wash hands after applicaiton before touching other parts of your body.
Julie
That's what I get for mistaking my Visine Eye Drops with my Rogaine
Todd
No Larry. This is not what I meant when I said you should go undercover.
Katie
this is the picture of: the redneck Leprechaun!!
kana
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